Thieven Varmints

We have thieves. They did not take any priceless gems, gold jewelry or crystal(yeah, like we have that stuff just lying around) The knobbies off the toilet lid are gone. Not only the knobbies, but the doinks as well. (There must be some plumbertype names for these small yet important parts. Whatever.) The knobbies are there to keep the toilet lid from going BAM and the doinks connect the knobbies to the lid. As I muttered to myself,"What the world?!" I wondered what kind of children I was raising. Was I soon going to find the toilet lid under a toddler bed? The toilet seat under a crib? All I know for certain is that in this house when I need something, it's usually gone.