Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Friday, May 22, 2020
You wonder why I post funny stuff on facehole everyday???
Over it. So over it.
You can get the virus from surfaces. No you can't. Yes you can.
Wear a mask. They don't work. But they do.
You can get the virus from animals. Wait. No.
The vaccine might be ready in October. Or years from now. Not sure but it will be Made in China.
The virus has mutated 30 times. I mean 50. I mean 30.
If you have had the virus you are immune. Um. Er. Ah.
We have enough tests. No we don't. Well we might.
You can't get the virus outside. Except on windy days.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
I wrote this almost 11 years ago when Tim was 3.......and ALL OF US LOVE THE UPS MAN IN 2020!!
June 19, 2009 ·
My youngest son Timmers loves our UPS man. He runs to the door and waves at him and tells him hi with a big smile, dimples included. Maybe it is the big brown truck or the friendly way this delivery man brings packages out of nowhere but my son calls him his "bend."(friend)The other day we received a package and a short person named Tims ran out the door, down the steps, through the front yard and down the street chasing his bend in the big brown truck. I ran after my boy, as he yelled "Hims my bend!! Hims my bend!!" Ah, he's got it bad.
Sunday, May 10, 2020
Thursday, May 07, 2020
Friday, May 01, 2020
My wife Carla during a deep conversation about a subject she's passionate about, says to me:
"You need to feel what I feel, exactly how I feel it, and exactly when I feel it."
There you have it.
I'm thinking it would help our marriage out tremendously if you did those 3 little things. Just become me, Patrick. easypeasy
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Saturday, April 18, 2020
Friday, April 17, 2020
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Tuesday, April 07, 2020
Friday, April 03, 2020
Wear a mask. Don't wear a mask. There are no masks.
Make your own mask.
ALL OF US. THE WHOLE WORLD. TOGETHER.
I lift up my eyes to the mountains—
where does my help come from?
My help comes from the Lord,
the Maker of heaven and earth.
He who watches over you will not slumber;
indeed, He who watches over Israel
will neither slumber nor sleep.
the Lord is your shade at your right hand;
the sun will not harm you by day,
nor the moon by night.
He will watch over your life;
the Lord will watch over your coming and going
both now and forevermore.
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
What day is it? Can we open presents now? This can't really be spring break can it? Why is there so much talking and shouting and motion? Did I shower yesterday? Can I get a dog? Why can't I get out of bed before 11am? Are we now OFFICIALLY quarantined?? Are we locked down? Locked in? Locked up? Shut in? Shut down? Shut out? If I go out once every 7 days for supplies why does that seem like too much? Is it time for Carla to try social media distancing?
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Friday, March 13, 2020
Before you think him RUDE, please know the following have all been said with love and care and concern.
Mom "You are my best Tim!!"
Tim "You are my best Mom!!"