My children already know about cigarettes and smoking. Grandpa smokes and Grandma used to. Since they began asking questions so young and started to puff away on their crayons, I delivered the Evils of Smoking Speech. They seem to understand that they are BAD. Just plain BAD for you.
Now however, they seem to have assigned themselves to Smoking Patrol. Whenever they see anyone smoking they yell loudly, "Cigarettes!! They are cigaretting over there!"
"Hey, she's smoking a cigarette!! That's BAD!!" "Doesn't she know that cigaretting can kill her?!"
It's hardly embarrassing anymore as I shush them up with,"Yes, they are smoking...let's move along...