Nathan is in baseball and Sarah is in softball and the parentals are forced to be in the concession stand and volunteer their services twice. Patrick and I did just that the other night. We schlepped snacks to hungry sports fans. It was actually pretty fun. I pretended I owned the place and made the best popcorn in the world.
When we got home Joshua asked, "How was the confession stand?"
Which led to a conversation about what a confession/concession stand would actually be like.
"Hi. I lied to my boss yesterday. Can I get a hotdog and a Coke please?"
"Um. I gossiped about my neighbor. Nachos and a pretzel should do it."
"Hey. I entertained a bad thought this morning. Let's see. What do I want? A popcorn and Gatorade please."