Snark

My husband is very concerned when I don't talk to other adults in the course of a day. If I don't see anyone or talk to anyone older than our children it worries him.

Pat "Who did you talk to today?"

Me "Nobody."

Pat "You didn't talk to anyone?"

Me "I don't think so."

Pat "You sure?"

Me "Oh wait. I did talk to the billing rep at the clinic when I paid our bill. She seemed so nice. We are getting together tomorrow."