A kindergarten teacher was reading the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class. She paused to ask them a question.
Teacher "Class, what do you think the man with the straw said to the first little pig who asked him for some straw?"
The class looked at each other and began to raise their hands. She called on a little boy.
Teacher "Johnny, what do you think the man with the straw said to the first little pig?"
Johnny "Holy crap, a talking pig!!!"
5 comments:
I've heard that before, but with different verbage.
Still funny tho.
This one is almost as good as the Duck that walks into a hardware store looking for grapes.
Well, now I want to hear the duck story....come on, pleeeeasssse!
or the duck that picks up some chapstick at the drugstore and tells the proprietor "put it on my bill."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Man, I QUACK myself up.
Yea, what about the duck? (or is that the joke, there isn't one?)
Kristi, you quack me up, too.
Carla, at first, by your title, I was expecting this to be something your child said.
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