I understand that you no longer feel any affection for me. I know. I have been busy. In case you haven't noticed the family has grown and I have delegated much of your care to shorter people. I ignore your needs because I can't have one more living thing sucking the life outta me.(I don't need another needy thing needing me.) You will be 10 years old soon and maybe I should forgive you for not staying my sweet kitty. We can work this out. I know we can. Please stop hissing at me every time I walk by.
I tolerate you,