Ouchies

We all sat down to freak out I mean, eat dinner and I noticed that all of my shiny happy faced children have bruises. On their faces. I shall start with the littles and work my way up.
Timmers sat at his alphabet desk yesterday. He doesn't know the alphabet but it's never too early I say. He tried to get out of the desk and stumbled and fell and took the desk with him. The corner hit him right under the eye. A black eye for him.
Nathan bonked heads with Sarah the other night and has a black and blue mark on his forehead.
Sarah fell out of bed the night before school started and hit her face on the corner of her nightstand. She has a black eye.
Joshua played with someone at recess. It's a someone I tell him not to play with anymore. They threw a stick at him and he caught it with his cheek, which is now bruised.

I would compare boo-boos too but I don't have any at the moment. Not to worry, I usually sport several on my shins.