Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Left Foot Right Foot Feet Feet Feet

My house smells like feet. Not baby feet all wrinkly, soft and Baby Magic from the tub either. Sneaker feet. GAH! I am pretty sure that the humidity is not helping. My olfactory factory is working overtime on this one. I figure I have two choices at this point.

1. Deny it.
2. Shampoo carpets, couches, curtains and children. Febreeze every square inch of my house while at the same time mop the floors, windex all windows and scrub down all the walls.

What feet smell?

7 comments:

theswamphare said...

Get a 'Q-tip' swab
clean the inside of your nose;
It's not the carpet

Nose hygeine program
can take care of your problem
don't throw out the rug

erin said...

Our house smells old and musty, too. The humidity makes everything worse, and there's NOTHING I can do. I've got the air purifyer going full time and have been through an entire bottle of anti-allergen febreeze.
The animals are what make it the worst in our house right now...animals STINK in humidity.

Katie R. said...

I had to get Isaiah new tennies for school and the EXTREMELY stinky ones will be for playing at home and on the farm. I so thought his spring tennies would last 'til next spring. Boy....was I wrong. I just couldn't bring myself to send him to school adding to the glorious smell of eau de elementary that wafts through the halls.

Unknown said...

Sorry I smell nothing. Huh?

Carla said...

Good. We both choose #1!!

kristi noser said...

Know where my head went when I read that title?
"how many many feet you meet". Guess I read that one too often!

Carla said...

It will be stuck in our brains forever!