Not one short hour ago I was stung for the first time in my 41 years! Oh, the pain, the agony! My leg is killing me, I tell ya. I hope somewhere there is a wasp who was poked in the eye with my razor stubble. I hope he is choking on my Jergens lotion. I hope he is writhing on the ground and taking his last breath. I hope I was worth it. Now when I play I Never I can't use-I've never been stung. Rats.
4 comments:
I was stung a few years ago only to realize I WAS ALLERGIC.
Bugger.
oh that's AWFUL!!!
Somewhere, there's a little blind bumble bee flying around cursing the day he stung you stubbly leg.
*YOUR stubbly leg.
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