Disclaimer-This is really gross. Really.
Went to corporate worship on Sunday with the fam. I had 3 out of 4 cherubs with a cough, one with a runny nose and one who thought he might throw up. I figured we could share the joy of our germs at church with our friends. I had a bag of red cough drops(minus the wrappers)in my purse and doled them out to the pleading eyes seated next to me. Sigh. Joshua dug through my purse and laid claim to the last mint, but Sarah was more interested in the container. She was busy with it for quite a long time. I glanced at her and noticed there was something in the mint container. Something red and slimy. "Sarah, did you just spit in there?!" She smiled and handed her specimen over to me. I don't remember the rest of the service.
5 comments:
Oh my gosh! That is completely horrifying. I don't remember the rest of your post.
I should probably order my t-shirt now. The one that says
If I would have known grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first.
Yep.
We can call her the Copenhagen Kid!
Snuff Sarah!
Chewin' Cherub
Red Man.....
ok, that's all I have
So was it throw up?
Nope. Spit.
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