Join me for some quips, quotes and vignettes from the trenches. Short and sweet.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Espionage
If I am ever captured and thought to be a spy, no need to break out the usual devices to get me to talk. Put me in a room with a hungry, tired or bored toddler and I will crack. I swear.
Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist. By Dan Liebert - - - -
Gang of Toddlers.
If you're ever attacked by a gang of toddlers, your best bet is to drop to the ground and curl up into a ball. Cover your head with your arms and just wait. They have a very short attention span—this is your best chance of survival.
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Dan Liebert,
Verbal Cartoonist.
By Dan Liebert
- - - -
Gang of Toddlers.
If you're ever attacked by a gang of toddlers, your best bet is to drop to the ground and curl up into a ball. Cover your head with your arms and just wait. They have a very short attention span—this is your best chance of survival.
Ve haff vays fraulein.......
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