Ya gotta love the honesty of children! They are innocent in their judgement of others, however harsh it may be. I was subjected to a heapin helpin of honesty from Sarah yesterday.
1)"Mommy, your teeth are sooooooo yellow."
2)"Mommy, why are your eyes so bloody?"(I think she meant bloodshot from wearing contacts.)
3) "Mommy, your breath smells."
4) "Mommy, did you toot?"
I answered Sarah..thank you, because, ok, and no and then reminded her that she and her mommy can talk about anything, but some of her comments might be considered Rude(with a capital r)in some circles.
Funny, but I don't remember being as HONEST with my own mother.
2 comments:
Excellent Babe!
I don't get all those fired at like you do. But you know, I get that one all the time (from Josh) related somehow to being fat.
Dad, how did you get so fat?
Dad, if I eat 6 waffles at once, will I get fat like you.
Dad, (Josh extending his arms out fully like wings) At least your not this fat.
Dad, if you weren't so fat, maybe you wouldn't have broken your knee.
Now that Everyone Loves Raymond is over, your family is my new favorite "show". Sincerely hilarious!!
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