911

Patrick was typing away at the computer one night and a policeman walked by the window and knocked at the door. Pat let him in and the officer asked why we had called 911. We had not. Joshua had. After calling him up from downstairs he was given a stern lecture by the policeman and then a stern lecture from his parental units.
Mom and Dad "Do you have anything to say for yourself young man?!"
Joshua "Yeah, I was hoping a fireman would show up."