Subbing for Tim's 5th grade class. Tim said, "Hey mom!!" I had to correct him. "That's Mrs. Stream to you."
Tim mentors a 1st grader in reading. During breakfast this morning I asked Timmers "How are things going with that young man you are mentoring?"
He replied "Good. I've taught him everything I know. Now he's absolutely crazy! And I don't know what to do with him anymore."
Tim "Mom, promise me you won't freak out. Promise me. Don't freak out." Shows me the dead mouse in his hand.
Mom "Drop the mouse. I'm not freaking out. Drop the mouse. Go wash your hands."