Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Waiting

If you are waiting for any number of professionals my advice to you is pick up a magazine as quickly as possible and then when you are totally engrossed in an article they will call your name. It works every time for me. Kind of like when you are waiting for a very important phone call you should get into the tub.

2 comments:

Kandi said...

Or if you want the wait staff to come to your table, put a bite of food into your mouth. Same thing.

Carla said...

"How is everything?"

"MMPPHHHFFFFMMMMMMMMM."