Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Cold Is A Relative Thing

Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.


Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.


New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

10° below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

20° below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.)
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

30° below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.


ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"

Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
HT Kimberly Acree


Janet said...

So funny!! It's cold here too but I'm loving how the snow reflects the sunshine all over the inside of my house! Don't you? Stay warm and have good day!

Carla said...

We can count on the sun shining brightly when it is this cold out!!
I'll take what I can get!

Anonymous said...

You can replace Minnesotans with Alaskans & you'd be about right. :) LOL!

Keithslady said...

Love this, thanks for the chuckle. I'm with you, sun is sun, so what if it's -10, at least it's sun! And, it still brings warmth, amazing.

Karla with a K said...

Highlight of my week - they had been predicting another blizzard for the northeast Thursday, and it's missing us. I'm absolutely giddy.