I do not usually take requests for blog posts but since Joshua wanted to read this post again I shall oblige.
To Bug Him
November 1st, 2008
1. After he puts plastic on the windows, try to open them.
2. After he has tried to start the lawn mower for a good 5 minutes, ask if he would like you to give it a go.
3. Have a leaf fight with your eldest son who was supposed to be bagging leaves.
4. Have a race with your eldest son to see who can get their fresh off the roll leaf bag opened first.
5. Make up a modern dance routine, using leaf bags as long, black scarves. Crank the volume on a random country music station.
6. After bagging leaves for 3 minutes, say loudly to no one in particular that bagging leaves is really hard work.
7. Every couple of seconds ask your husband what he is doing and why he is doing it.
8. Point out all of the other projects that need to be started and finished before the snow flies.
9. Pretend to be looking for something important in the garage, so you can sniff out your favorite smell. Gasoline.
10. Run in the house and blog when your husband goes to get the extension ladder.
All of these are tried and true. Trust me.
2 comments:
I read somewhere that gasoline is actually odorless, but they add a smell to it so that you'll know its fumes are present. Same thing with Play-Dough.
Whatever they do to gasoline to make that smell is fine by me.
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