Wednesday, September 15, 2010
ABC's
Tims has show and tell this Friday. He has to bring something that starts with B. My mind is racing and I feel like being naughty and I wonder what would happen if he brought a beer. Beer starts with B. So does Bong. My mind is still racing. The other wonderful letters of the alphabet lend themselves to equally interesting objects. S for Swiss Army Knife, G for Gasoline, L for Lighter, C for Cigarette, M for Martini, H for Hot Dog, T for Television, W for Walleye, J for Joint. I think you can jump on my train of thought. The reaction of Timmer's teacher is my only motivation. I will probably let him go with B for Ball like he had planned and try to take my thoughts captive.
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Boa Constrictor
How about a bra? Bra starts with B. Man, I could go a long way in the imagination with this post as fodder. Get over here and let's laugh.
umm, yea. I think your instincts are right on with letting him pick. ;-) It's still a bit early in the school year to give the new teacher the vapors. Although who hasn't had the fantasy. . .
Brenda
V for Vapors
Sorry. Can't stop now....
or, for vipers
Oh no, now I you have me started.
Brenda
Is this going to embarrass me --- Walleye??
Does his teacher read this? Because that could make all this M for Moot. (not that you'd bring a moot, of course.)
Walleye=a fish
The teacher does not read this.
LMAO on the "B for Bong!" If that's the case, he ought to have B for Bag, too. Or Baggie. Or Bo'W (bag o' weed).
Oh, I want to be in the room when you, Kristi, and Kelli get going on this.
Although exploring the thoughts in my brain could be frightening territory we could totally get the LAFFS going on this one.
B is for Bo Staff
Booger! Betcha all the kidders could get in on that one.
On that note, Brenda's comment would be right on--"...letting him pick."
Ah, I crack myself up.
I like bong. You could teach him how to make one. What sweet bonding time.
Bonding with your boy over his bong.
Awwwww...
Just to clarify. I do not possess a bong or a joint or a cigarette or a Martini or a Swiss Army Knife. I have none of those things.
Last year when my 5yo had to bring something to her Christian pre-school for Q, I toyed with sending her with a picture of Elton John! :)
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