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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
A Bee!! A Bee!!
Slam on the brakes. Tell Stream children to sit still. Open all of the van doors. Open all of the van windows. Ignore gawkers and passers-by. Wave goodbye to the bee as he leaves. Wave goodbye to the people.
The Child-Eatimg Tiger Who Tricks You into Leaving the Van
said...
Next time, open the van door wide and leave the children unattended for ten minutes. A bee will never sting a kid under those circumstances, and will eventually leaves out of boredom.
On one vacation we were driving down the highway, and I think it was my daughter - a bee flew in the window, stung her on the mouth, and flew back out the window. (sorry about the lack of sentence structure there.)
5 comments:
lmbo! Been there!
Based on the repetitive post title, it's not clear how many insects were in the van.
Two bees or not two bees -- that is my question.
One bee.
One fell swoop.
Next time, open the van door wide and leave the children unattended for ten minutes. A bee will never sting a kid under those circumstances, and will eventually leaves out of boredom.
On one vacation we were driving down the highway, and I think it was my daughter - a bee flew in the window, stung her on the mouth, and flew back out the window.
(sorry about the lack of sentence structure there.)
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