Someone left a bag of chocolate chip cookies on my van. Another who dunnit? I must confess that I am a pretty cynical person and trust from me is hard won. But it's cookies! My happy cookie craving side is going to rip open that bag and chow down. My cynical side is playing old tapes. Do not eat any Halloween candy until you get home and I can check it for hypodermic needles. Throw away all homemade candy. Don't bite that apple. Razor blades. Do not eat gum off the ground.
FESS UP!
The cookies are on their way to the lab and the van is being dusted for prints as I type.
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I know who did it - I'll tell you when I come upstairs. I actually asked for the cookies on Facebook last night and she delivered. Wow!
Yay! Cookies for breakfast!!
finger prints are only file if there is a criminal record. so at this point it will do you no good to dust for prints...wait let me think...yeah no record, no prints!
That may be so Anon but I am in the process of reviewing hours of surveillance camera footage.
Oh, thanks Farf!! :)
Well, there.
Perfect:) You got a little bit of chocolate~
Love cookies for breakfast....
can't be much different than a bowl of Cookie Crisp Cereal.....
Right?
gotta be Farfa.
what..."she" made the cookies for your hubby and left them in your van to torture YOU? i'd still check them for laxatives!
Well Detective Stream, where was the van when said evidence was found? Wal-Mart? Aldi? Put them in an evidence bag and bring it into the lab pronto! If in your driveway and homemade, mail them to me...Boo and I'll take care of them.
My guess was Farf, too. Farf makes the best cookies. Swampy, too.
Farf is a family friendly friend. Thank you!!
Next time that happens and you want to bring them to Smith Laboratories, give me a call. I'll help ya sort them out.
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