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Saturday, August 02, 2008
Say No to Nair
I used Nair on my hairy knees and now I have completely broken out in bumps. Bumps that itch like crazy. Bad Nair. Bad. Hairless knees. Hardly worth the trouble of bending and scratching.
15 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I have a story about Nair*. That I do not care To share.
Bad Nair. Bad.
*Not to be used by children.
Sorry about your knees :) But you can't put a pair of pants on your face to cover a mistake.
Bad Nair. Never, no matter how thick your moustache is EVER use Nair on your face. I would rather have a black moustache that a bumpy red one that lasts TWO WEEKS. I'm just sayin'
Hairy knees? I never thought about hairy knees on women; I guess that is a testimony to rabid personal grooming standards of the American Female. Knee hair, who knew?
Wouldn't that be just about the most painless area to wax? Just sayin'.
I have a friend (who shall remain nameless), Naired her sweet, hairy husband's back before a trip to Mexico. Then, a few days later, his shirt was like VELCRO on his back. I still chuckle about it every once in a while. : )
Ag! I have had the same experience with nair...only I never can keep it on for 5 minutes before it burns so bad I have to clean it off. So I have burning, bumpy legs and still have the hair...nothing to show for all that burning!
15 comments:
I have a story about Nair*.
That I do not care
To share.
Bad Nair. Bad.
*Not to be used by children.
Sorry about your knees :)
But you can't put a pair of pants on your face to cover a mistake.
Sorry about your hair.
Bad, bad Nair.
When you care to share,
I'll be there.
Bad Nair.
Never, no matter how thick your moustache is EVER use Nair on your face. I would rather have a black moustache that a bumpy red one that lasts TWO WEEKS.
I'm just sayin'
Hairy knees? I never thought about hairy knees on women; I guess that is a testimony to rabid personal grooming standards of the American Female. Knee hair, who knew?
Wouldn't that be just about the most painless area to wax? Just sayin'.
I don't remember saying it was a moustache. You know, ther're eyebrows... and sideburns... and chin whiskers... I'm just sayin'
(but it ended up looking more like a coldsore.)
I have a friend (who shall remain nameless), Naired her sweet, hairy husband's back before a trip to Mexico. Then, a few days later, his shirt was like VELCRO on his back. I still chuckle about it every once in a while. : )
Was it Kristi?
Ag! I have had the same experience with nair...only I never can keep it on for 5 minutes before it burns so bad I have to clean it off. So I have burning, bumpy legs and still have the hair...nothing to show for all that burning!
Karla with a K--I was talking about me...
Oh yeah, Bethany. I feel the burn.
Kristi - oh.
I think I was in 5th grade.
( I shoulda been like Erin... yea, I have this FRIEND who...)
Think about Nair -
It melts hair.
It.
melts.
hair.
What else is there
that Nair
can bare?
Not just hair!
Motor neurons
Axions
Anatoms
the Dermatome
Oh my!
So, Carla... were you anticipating any of this?
Just wonderin'.
Good one blackbelt.
You never know what can happen when friends come over to play. :) Poetry about Nair. Love it!
Remember the Nair commercials? "If you dare wear short shorts Nair for short shorts." Where did they find those 7 feet tall women with 58" legs?
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