Watch It

Joshua is unofficially the assistant coach to Dad. Dad coaches SarahSoccerSuperStar's team. Last night Joshua was in charge of the stop watch. I watched him with the stop watch. He wandered off, which I am thinking is not part of his duties but, whatev. I saw him take the stop watch out of his pocket and began to twirl it around his head like a lasso, still wandering off, mind you. The thing was really picking up speed until it clocked him right in the head.(Where is my camera?!)He was stunned. He wandered back and showed me that his skull had broken off two of the buttons rendering the watch useless. I asked how he was while trying to keep a straight face. I felt bad for him. His assistant coach wandering duties would most likely be yanked. Timothy was put in charge of the stop watch.