Learning

Things I have learned this week:

1. When the Streams head to the park we can usually clear out all other families in about 15 seconds what with the yelling, screaming, and fighting of our hooligans.

2. When Timothy says, "Pay Deet." I must say no. He is asking to play in the street. Fool me once, buddy.

3. When off on our FBR(Family Bike Ride)expect torrential rains and an amazing windsheer. No worries. The rain will stop and the sun will come out when we hit our driveway.

4. When Timothy blows out a diaper at 8:25am, Momma can still give him a bath, get him dressed and in the van for church by 8:35am.

5. When you score a Buzz Lightyear bathrobe for Nathan at a yard sale, it is of little consequence that the name Gavin is embroidered on the right pocket.

6. When you ask your 11 year old son to help you in the church nursery, you will have to reprimand him more than any of the 3 year olds in the class.

7. When one of your children gets glasses, expect all other children to suddenly become as blind as bats.