I have joined a very elite group. I never thought I would sign up. Never. But here I am. The following phrases are said when you become a member. I must commit these to memory.
1. "I gotta get me some coffee."
2. "Yes, I would love some coffee. Thank you."
3. "You know, I can't function at all without a cup of coffee."
4. "What? We are out of coffee??!!"
5. "Yes, please make another pot."
6. "Just one more cup. I mean it."
7. "What in the world would I do without my coffee?!"
8. "You know me. I need a little coffee with my creamer."
9. "There is just nothing like a good cup of coffee."
10. "Is that decaf?"
11. "Let's go out for a cup of coffee."
9 comments:
So glad you have come over to the other side. Now I need a refill please young lady.
Cream and two splendas please.
Certainly.
Traitor!!!!!
(playful banter)
Chai Tea rules!
Again, I would rather drink Salt water than Coffee~
Last night was fun!
I thought you didn't like coffee.
Me too!!
Carla, welcome! Everyone succumbs to the pressure eventually.
Muahahahahaha
I, for one, am sorry to lose you to the "other" camp. Snagged another one, did you, you coffee slurpers (she says while shaking her fist to the skies)?!
Two clubs that I can't see joining: Coffee and Quilting. Ramp you up on stimulants and then make you sew tiny little straight lines...aaaaahhhhhhh!
You know we are so going to the Quilt Retreat someday, Kelli. Our days are numbered.
Quilting isn't so terrible either, girls. Stop resisting, thread that needle and put on your thimble. Here let me pour you a cup of java to set right here while you stitch away.
Kelli, your lines aren't very straight!
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