Sunday, February 10, 2008

OOOF

I love to shovel. I know. Sick. We have a push the snow shovel. Not a bend at the knees, lift with your legs, save your back shovel. I push the snow around into piles and rejoice in my command of the fluffy stuff. There is one thing I keep doing over and over though. I keep missing the raised cracks in the sidewalk, causing the handle of the shovel to hit me right in the solar plexus. I say, "Ooof" every time. Every. Time. I was so hoping that my brain would remember these trouble spots. Maybe my solar plexus will.

6 comments:

kristi noser said...

Whenever I shovel the deck I will invaribly hit the same sitcking-up-nail. And I always do the "oof" thing.
Sistah.

Anonymous said...

Carla, I share you love of shoveling. I told my next door neighbor that I loved to shovel and he said he wondered what was wrong with me. The nerve!

Kara Jo said...

solar plexis, eh?

erin said...

Ouch.
Isn't that something they teach us in self-defense classes? Go for the solar plexus? I think you should carry the shovel with you when you are in a dark alley in Minneapolis. The shovel will protect you.

MaryLu said...

Ouch, done that before, you'd think we'd remember. Out of sight, out of mind.

Birdie said...

Hilarious!! I lived in Nebraska for 5 years and felt your pain;those nasty sticking up things.... I for one hated shoveling. I can laugh now that it's not me anymore.