I am one to share. I preach sharing all day as a mom. When offering a mint or a piece of gum I sometimes get this question, "Do I need one?" I do not want to get that personal or witness your touch of paranoia. Just take it. Or not. I'm sharing.
On a flight to Texas I offered a woman a mint. She declined. If she would have asked me if she needed one I would have said yes. Oh, the irony.
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Ask Carrie Schmidt about sharing gum...
My theory is that there are no absolutes when it comes to bad breath. Breath is only 'bad' to me, personally, when it's significantly different than mine. (It might smell fine to someone else). If Ed and I both eat pizza, we're fine. If someone eats different stuff than most of the people around him, it's considered 'chronic halitosis'.
I know - rather post-modern of me, but that's my theory and I'm sticking to it. You don't like my breath? Altoids work great: one for each of your nostrils...
Vonda - ha!
HAHAHAHA! That's awesome.
Carla, if she had asked you that, would you have really said yes? I'm so literal. :)
Your answer "yes", accompanied by the smiling picture of you, is quite funny.
KR
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