I received a flyer on Kindergarten roundup yesterday. I began to fantasize about taking two little boys I know. Head em up! Move em out! I had the conversation all planned out in my head. Something like this.
"Hi, yes I need to sign my boys up for kindergarten. Oh, no they will not be 5 on or before September 1, 2008. Not even close. Well, I am here to tell you that they are ready, so you need to get ready. See this one, the one that looks like Dennis the Menace? He is pretty bright. I mean, he knows all the colors, all the letters and he can write the letter N. He is quite the little singer too. Then there's this one. Oh, yeah I know he is 23 months old, but that's really 2 years old isn't it? He can say baby, fish, me, oh, wow, hi, bye, Momma, Dadda and Joshi. He can give you a high five too! See that? Amazing, I know! No need to thank me for signing up such gifted boys. They will be at school by 9am sharp Monday morning. With bells on."
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What time do you get up? We should share a blog with everyone that gets up before 5; I have to stealth through the house, feed the dogs and let them out and stealth down to the office without waking anyone up. I do like the quiet but I fear I'm gonna bump into Santa Claus...
I am awake by 5am. I am out of bed by 5:21 at the latest.
I'm sending Anna with the boys. Is that okay? Maybe we can coordinate back-pack colors or something. Nathan can walk in the middle and hold Timmers' and Anna's hand. Please, can I?
Absolutely Katie!!
They will look so cute heading off on Monday!
Very good then. I'll get Anna a pink backpack and the boys can have blue and we'll take pictures of them walking off into the sunrise together.
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