DEX

I chased my tail today. I needed some information and since I do not know the number of the post office off the top of my head I had to look it up in the phone book. I tried Post in the business section, then Post in the government section, and then the white section. Then I tried United States Postal Service in business, government and white. I then went to the yellow section cause they are called SMART pages. I am a smart girl. Finally found something that looked like what I needed. Government Offices in every county-except mine! I picked a town close to me and asked for the Hudson Post Office. She told me I could only access that through an 800 number. Ok. I called that and shouted at a recording about post office boxes. The robot told me the information I sought was only available on the usps website. I was near tears by now.(No, really I wanted to shred the helpful book into a zillion pieces, but a kinder and gentler Carla sheds tears.)To the website, smart, kind and gentle girl. I typed in my zipcode and found my post office!! Finally. There in bold print was the 800 number.
I warmed up the van, bundled up the littles and drove the 2 minutes on the frozen tundra to the post office.