Lost

It was last month that I lost my keys. Lost and not found. I swear I am losing my mind as fast as I lose my stuff. I just feel SOOOO ...so what was I talking about?...BLOCKED! Took Joshua out on a date last night and bought some paper plates.(That's not all we did. I am a fun mom. Honest.)After more fundate typestuff we were home and I asked Joshua to grab the plates for me and bring them inside. He did. And now for the love of Carla I cannot find them. I have looked in the freezer, the garbage, 3 times in the van, Joshua's room...did I buy the things for real?! It really could be a short term memory fritz or a conspiracy but I am stymied. I told Pat my life halting dilemma. He said, "The plates are probably with your keys."