Melonhead

Sarah was working on her chores this morning. Making her bed, putting her dirty clothes in the hamper, brushing her teeth, cleaning the fireplace and the tapestries. She was making some headway when I noticed her eating off of Timmer's highchair tray. She snagged a couple pieces of melon and ate them. I asked her if she had already brushed her teeth and she said yes. I told her to go brush again please. She said, "But Mom, the melon didn't even touch my teeth. I swallowed it whole."