Forewarned

I can be quite competitive. I attended a Women's Ministry Get Together with Chocolate. There was a contest-kind of like Let's Make a Deal. The question was asked, "Does anyone here have a flashlight?" My friend next to me handed me hers and pushed me to go. I ran straight up to the front and then felt someone grab me around the waist and swing me around. I fluffed all over her and told her so.(oh I am sure I yelled the word "fart" at some point but let's not quibble) She put me down and I sprinted for my prize. Victorious!! That'll learn ya to grab an unsuspecting competitor!