Friday, March 23, 2007
Work It
I dove into cleaning today. Someone's coming over, someone's coming over! I poured The Works Toilet Bowl Cleaner into the toilet and waited for it to do its thing. 10 minutes can seem long, so I thought I might read the label to pass the time. There were lots of words in bold and red, capital letters and exclamation points on The Works bottle. There was FIRST AID and PRECAUTIONARY STATEMENTS ON HAZARDS TO HUMANS AND DOMESTIC ANIMALS. And there was a NOTE TO PHYSICIAN: Probable mucosal damage may contraindicate the use of gastric lavage. Yowsa, what is in this stuff?? I put on my scuba gear and scrubbed the toilet. Lucky for you and me, The Works, works.
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4 comments:
Hydrochloric acid, baby. Works wonders tho, huh?
It's fine until someone loses an eye.
"The Works" is responsible for two holes, in two different rooms, in my carpet. Yes, it's the stupid cleaner's fault! How did it get on my carpet, you may ask? I clean in a frenzy and twice knocked it over. The first time I made the mistake of trying to wipe it up. It melted a big hole through everything right to the mat. The second time, I just watched it simmer...that just made a nice white hard spot in the living room. Want to buy a house anyone? At least it's clean....
Sheri, didn't you read the bold, red words and the note to your physician?
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