Spin to Win

I have a Lazy Susan.(Sorry Susan)Instead of having all of my soup alphabetized on it and spices at my fingertips, it is filled with chemicals in every color of the rainbow. I never understood why most poisons are stored under the sink with a lock that can be picked by a one year old.(I should clarify that my spinner is located far above the counter or someone may comment that I do not run a tight enough ship)There is danger lurking with a Lazy Carla though. If you spin too fast, the can of Raid will fall and clock you a good one on the head.