Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Cank Diet

I have lost 6 pounds since Saturday. I have found this amazing diet that actually works as the pounds seem to be dropping off! I received the biggest canker sore of my life and haven't been able to eat. Run out today and get yourself a canker sore and you too will see amazing results!
Things could be worse. Oh, wait. They are. I have pink eye.

8 comments:

erin said...

Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to get a canker sore.
All you have to do is talk about one and I get one.
Great.

Reegz said...

Chain reaction....me too! Ouch, quick, where's the salt?!

Carla said...

Does salt work??

idnak said...

Vinegar, darling, vinegar. Works every time. (For the canker sore, not the pinkeye...just thought I would clarify.)

Carla said...

Ok...no vinegar eye wash for me. Got it.

erin said...

Salt on a caker sore????!!! Are you CRAZY, woman?? Well now I'm just upset.

Carla said...

Crazy? No. Desperate? Yes.

Reegz said...

Salt hurts terrible, of course, but it makes them go away!!!!! That IS what you're looking for right?! :O)