Stoopid

I used to be the smartest person in the world in the eyes of my son, Joshua. He knew that I knew EVERYTHING there was to know about EVERYTHING. I am sad to say that I am getting as dumb as a post and in 6-7 short years I will be an imbecile to the Stream teenagers. Joshua was playing a video game on the computer and said, "I am so close to winning I can almost taste it." I responded with Wow or Cool or some other Mom phrase of positive reinforcement. He stopped playing, turned around and said, "Mom, I can't really taste it. I mean, you can't taste a win. It's just an expression."