Beetle

There was a beetle incident. In the year 2004. I bought one of those salad in a bag deals and jazzed it up with carrots and tomatoes and shredded cheese. Yum! I enjoyed the salad and the conversation with my chiclets. I was about to eat a black olive..the fork inches from my mouth. Hey, olives don't have heads! It was a beetle. A big, black dead thing all folded up with its legs crossed. You know, that dead bug look. Yack! My kids thought it all extremely hilarious as I spit out whatever salad was in my mouth and dumped the whole thing in the garbage. In a ghosty voice I say unto thee, "Beware the bags of salad, beware the bags of salad!"