Tuesday, May 16, 2006
9 Lives
Griffen has been a very naughty cat, in my opinion. In the past week he has done the 3 P's in the basement. I get tired of cleaning up his kittybombs. I try to step over them and just ignore them, but I end up scrubbing in anger. I do have some grace. Maybe he is adjusting to the new baby. Maybe he is sick. Maybe he is autistic. I have tried every spray, spritz and scrub known to mankind and shall soon hit the Stream laboratory and mix up some concoction of my own!(a little arsenic, a little tuna)I talked to Pat about HIS cat. I asked him if he ever thought, "BAD KITTY!!" He looked completely shocked and said,"No, Never!"
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I expect Griffen to still have 9 lives when I get home from work today.
Carla, I totally support your feline downsizing program.
Pat,
Is 9 negotiable? How do you feel about 6 or 4?
Thank you, Jeff. Dare I ask why you do not have felines?
Hey, I could shut this blog down in a heartbeat. Carla, I advise you to step away from the cat...slowly, let me see your hands.
Blog Schmog. Maybe you could train your cat to use the toilet! And flush too!
But would Griffen remember to put the seat down?? Replace the toilet paper roll?
Yeah right! You should know he is smart enough to do it but you'd put saranwrap on the toliet or something to sabatoge and make Griffen look bad.
Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't. All I know is that theres 3 bombs on the carpet downstairs, which are yours for the scrubbing.
Pat,
Are we fighting?
Carla: I join you in the catbomb saga. It is the household job I hate the most...I would rather scrub the toliet. Let's join together and hold a "strike".
Ha ha
Yeah, I may strike a cat.
No dear, we are not fighting. I love you.
(And I love my cat. But you more.)
sweet! I love cat stories, at least my cat has the courtesy to puke up his food, hairballs, miscellaneous stuff and then turn around and eat it up for me. what a nice kitty. YUCK! unfortunately my cat probably has 14 lives. I love him but gosh he's shedded like at least 27 pounds of hair this week alone.
I am telling you two for the last time! NO CAT FIGHTS!!
Although I'd have to side with Carla and Jeff on this one--sorry Pat.
Kristi Noser offers John Noser's cat-walking service. Send your cat on a walk with John Noser and you'll never have to clean up cat bombs again. Call 1-800-BYE-KITY.
I had a cat that had cerebral palsy. So hey, maybe yours is autistic. It was funny because he couldn't walk straight and would run into the wall and was completely uncoordinated. He actually caught an animal every now and then though.
Carla is just still bitter from the time my first cat (who really was autistic) puked in her slip on shoe, back when we were dating.
Hey Kristi, do you mind if I give that number to cbass? She has a kitty that needs to take a walk....
What!? not my fat fur-ball, even though I am getting really sick and tired of waking up in the middle of the A.M. with a cat on my pillow and choking on hair balls of my own! that's about the time he gets the kick. or throw depending on what time it is. What is it with animals why do they have to sleep right on your face? like my king size bed isn't huge-e-mungus already GOSH, SICK:(
besides that he's the most precious baby. and no Kristi I'm not calling
1-800-BYE-KITTY...
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