Anywhere

Have you seen the commercial for Clorox Anywhere Bleach spray? This mommy has nothing better to do with her day than chase her son around and spray everything he touches with bleach. His toys, the counter, his sister. She even sprays the inside of the fruit/veg crisper(rotter) before she puts some apples in it! Is she insane? Are we? If I bought this stuff my children would sneeze, cough and breathe in and out all over the house and I would take my bleach spray out of the holster at my side and nail them right in the face. God forbid they should toot. Imagine me chasing children around just to spray their little bums! Reminds me of the Dad in My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding. Windex, anyone?